"Kennedy Dead"

Edward Kennedy, the "Lion" of the Senate? Yeah, right! Go pound sand up someone elses..........

The angels descended upon Massachusetts today and Flushed a Toilet full of 47 years of crap called Edward Kennedy... AOL on their pop up page asked the question? "Who is going to step up for Ted Kennedy"? Well I went to Disneyland last weekend and talked with Goofy and he said he wasn't real busy due to the economy and would be willing to "Step Up" in Teddy's place with the following "Caveat":

He wouldn't be giving anything away to the illegal aliens infesting this great country, sopping up our education, medical and prison systems in the future. He insisted he wouldn't degrade our brave Military personnel in harms way, ie; "Abu Ghrib". He wouldn't be interested in giving all the deviant queers, gays, faggots et; al the title of "Married" but would offer counseling to all of them. Goofy also promised that if he accidentally drowned someone at Splash Mountain, he wouldn't wait 17 hours to tell anyone...or disgrace his religion by being pro-abortion killing innocent lives and finally he promised to not rub in the "Little people's" faces his riches and successes afforded him by all the ignorant moron's living in California by re-electing him over and over in order to get handouts of decent taxpaying citizens hard work.

Thanks Goofy, we will definitely look into your Senate run.

I've often wondered how long Mary Coppechanee suffered as she drowned. Well, let's just hope that this cesspool senator's lasted the whole 17 months...

Good riddin's dirt bag!