"The Iowa Caucus"

                    I heard the other day that the Iowa Caucus voting was finally Certified!  Funny though, I spent two days listening to the news state that Mitt Romney had won the vote!  Now you would think that the Number one and self stated Most Important Iowa "Hawkeye Caucai" would go out of their way being the first to make sure that the GOP Presidential run for 2012, perhaps the most important election in my lifetime would be spot on!  Apparently someone is giving someone way way too much credit!  What was that I heard a few days later?  Someone had lost a couple of boxes of votes?  Really?  What kind of Redneck, back woods, Hillbilly state, loses Important and Critical ballots, ballots that could change the course of History?  Little hard to believe isn't it! They are supposed to be touted as the most important vote on the Presidency.  Isn't that a little like believing that the Obummer PACs didn't payoff CNN's moderator to ask Newt Gingrich about his and his former wife's  sex life?  Only if Gingrich could be the GOP candidate, I can tell you just how the State of The Union address should have gone- obummer:  The State of the Union is in total Caos, but I'm too busy licking my Chops after So. Carolina to even talk about it right now! 
As for Iowa, maybe we should re-think having them Caucus at all next time should we?  Wait! Do they have a Barn somewhere in Iowa?  Maybe Uncle Goober could be the voting certifier, Aunt Bee could sew the costumes, Opie could be the delivery boy, and Sherriff Andy could help out the "Good Ole Boy" that the opposition really wants in!  Now that would be a Caucus!  HUH???  Really???