"Congrat's in order?"

It's actually been over 48 hours since I have had to sweep, vacuum, scrape, add chlorine or dig rocks out of the pool... I checked with the landscapers, they couldn't help, the Bug guy couldn't help, the cleaning lady doesn't do pools.

How do people do it? Not one pool company in Las Vegas offers a route guy every two days...

Creepy crawly, cover, threats... where is all this wind coming from? Why did they have to line the major road behind my house with pine trees???

I'm calling the accountant today. I need a Form 1099!