Tuesday, January 20, 2009

"Let The Games Begin"

I wish to send Happy New Year greetings... As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over! I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
My best wishes for 2009
"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."
.God Bless America!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love this entry! You were a great Simon, a little soft...(can't blame you with those angel voices)It was all the rage in the ward and one the kids won't soon forget - that's what matters. Oh and that we found a way to keep you in church for an extra hour!

A Lane said...

Lauren,
It's not the Doctrine, it's the organized religion part! We have the greatest religion on the planet. But who is really running it???? Disconnect...